on the lighter side......

JB · 09-02-09, 05:42 PM

ever been on the lake all day, drinking bottled water, gateraid and soft drinks, then pull up to the ramp at the end of the day to trailer the boat and see that nice 50 year old latrine?
Boy oh boy on the good days when the bass are biting your thumb gets
tore up, yer hands smell like fish, and your sunburned/windburned...does it get any better?
Heck Yes it does!
After hours of not "going" almost any state ramp will have a tie down area you go to after you pull off the ramp, and theres that good ol' fly infested
port O john or if you're lucky stainless steel seats and blue water..
so ya take your wizz and kinda can still smell some livewell bass stink on the hands, and again life it good.

Ya tie down, get in the truck or suv and begin the hour long trip home, of course its about 93 degrees out and you've been sweatin bullets all day.
About half way home the heat starts cooking all that lake/bass/livewell sweat around the "man area", ya think, its no big deal, I'll shower as soon as I get home and the wife will never know.
By the time you pull in the barn at home, you've got three day old mackeral fumes out of your shorts from the heat, its even kinda smelly to You..so whata do?

I recommend my new product, it will keep you clean and save your marriage (if she has a keen sniffer)

So, at three bucks a bottle, I plan to retire on profits from my new brainchild...
click

MississippiBoy · 09-02-09, 05:44 PM

Dare I?

Dare I click?

Dare I click and live with the picture of whatever this is in my head for the rest of my life?

I DARE!!!!

Ok, not so bad....funny, though....

1/4 stick · 09-02-09, 06:08 PM

Funny! but shouldn't that be packaged in a sack?

nofearengineer · 09-02-09, 06:12 PM

Yeah...make that a fuzzy burlap sack.

JB...I now know that you will go to any lengths to perk up the mood around here.

bamabassman · 09-02-09, 09:36 PM

hahahaha, yeah, and have a string to tie it up with. nice one jb. you're tops man. simply tops.

1/4 stick · 09-02-09, 10:19 PM

Note to self: never ask JB "How's it hangin'"

bcklash · 09-03-09, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1/4 stick

Note to self: never ask JB "How's it hangin'"

You just ain't right....rotflmao

1/4 stick · 09-03-09, 10:10 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkEHFJbTeOI

zooker · 09-03-09, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1/4 stick

Note to self: never ask JB "How's it hangin'"

true very true..

zooker

ROBZILLA · 09-06-09, 10:08 PM

I need 5 bottles stat!

JB · 09-06-09, 10:11 PM

welders crotch rot huh rob? lol

keithdog · 09-07-09, 10:19 AM

LMAO!!! Leave it to you JB to add a smile to everyones day. hahaha

zooker · 09-07-09, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JB

welders crotch rot huh rob? lol

nah zilla has become a farmer. dats milkers crotch rot...

zooker

flfireman · 09-07-09, 10:18 PM

Im still in awe that we are talking about each others crotches on here.

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09-02-09, 05:42 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	on the lighter side...... ever been on the lake all day, drinking bottled water, gateraid and soft drinks, then pull up to the ramp at the end of the day to trailer the boat and see that nice 50 year old latrine? Boy oh boy on the good days when the bass are biting your thumb gets tore up, yer hands smell like fish, and your sunburned/windburned...does it get any better? Heck Yes it does! After hours of not "going" almost any state ramp will have a tie down area you go to after you pull off the ramp, and theres that good ol' fly infested port O john or if you're lucky stainless steel seats and blue water.. so ya take your wizz and kinda can still smell some livewell bass stink on the hands, and again life it good. Ya tie down, get in the truck or suv and begin the hour long trip home, of course its about 93 degrees out and you've been sweatin bullets all day. About half way home the heat starts cooking all that lake/bass/livewell sweat around the "man area", ya think, its no big deal, I'll shower as soon as I get home and the wife will never know. By the time you pull in the barn at home, you've got three day old mackeral fumes out of your shorts from the heat, its even kinda smelly to You..so whata do? *I recommend my new product, it will keep you clean and save your marriage (if she has a keen sniffer)* So, at three bucks a bottle, I plan to retire on profits from my new brainchild... click

09-02-09, 05:44 PM	#2
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Dare I? Dare I click? Dare I click and live with the picture of whatever this is in my head for the rest of my life? I DARE!!!! Ok, not so bad....funny, though.... __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

09-02-09, 06:08 PM	#3
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Funny! but shouldn't that be packaged in a sack? __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

09-02-09, 06:12 PM	#4
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	Yeah...make that a fuzzy burlap sack. JB...I now know that you will go to any lengths to perk up the mood around here. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

09-02-09, 09:36 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahaha, yeah, and have a string to tie it up with. nice one jb. you're tops man. simply tops. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

09-02-09, 10:19 PM	#6
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Note to self: never ask JB "How's it hangin'" __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

09-03-09, 10:10 AM	#8
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkEHFJbTeOI __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

09-06-09, 10:08 PM	#10
ROBZILLA BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Markham, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,901	I need 5 bottles stat! __________________ Hang E'm High Till The Gills Go DRY! BARRIE,ONTARIO,CANADA

09-06-09, 10:11 PM	#11
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	welders crotch rot huh rob? lol

09-07-09, 10:19 AM	#12
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	LMAO!!! Leave it to you JB to add a smile to everyones day. hahaha

09-07-09, 10:18 PM	#14
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	Im still in awe that we are talking about each others crotches on here. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

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