Dodgeguy And The Ballonist

dodgeguy · 09-01-06, 09:00 PM

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted Dodgeguy fishing in a
boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you
help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

Dodgeguy consulted his portable GPS and replied,
"You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet
above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea
level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north
latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west
longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied Dodge. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told
me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do
with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've
not been much help to me."

Dodge then smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," he said , "you don't know where you are or
where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due
to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that
you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to
solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

FlyRod · 09-01-06, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodgeguy

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted Dodgeguy fishing in a
boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you
help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

Dodgeguy consulted his portable GPS and replied,
"You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet
above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea
level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north
latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west
longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied Dodge. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told
me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do
with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've
not been much help to me."

Dodge then smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," he said , "you don't know where you are or
where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due
to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that
you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to
solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

Hear ye, hear ye! The truth is spoken! Air-headed Liberals, take note.

FR

Rebbasser · 09-01-06, 09:43 PM

Hey Dodge-Flyrod is of a like mind.

dodgeguy · 09-01-06, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebbasser

Hey Dodge-Flyrod is of a like mind.

i figured since he hangs with you.

FlyRod · 09-01-06, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebbasser

Hey Dodge-Flyrod is of a like mind.

REB,
Go to bed! See you at 0430....OH FOUR THIRTY!...Out.
Why am I still up?

FR

dodgeguy · 09-01-06, 09:50 PM

good luck tommorrow my friends!!!

Vabass22 · 09-01-06, 11:07 PM

Lol, thats some funny stuff, I would tell people that joke, but I already forgot it lmao.

flippin4it · 09-09-06, 02:47 PM

Boys, that was funny. Gotta love the hand wringing liberals. Just one question Dodgeguy, was the balloon pink?

09-01-06, 09:00 PM	#1
dodgeguy BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: poughkeepsie,n.y. Posts: 930	Dodgeguy And The Ballonist A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted Dodgeguy fishing in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." Dodgeguy consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied Dodge. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." Dodge then smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," he said , "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault." __________________ chrysler master tech,avid fisherman and i bleed red,white and blue!!!!

09-01-06, 09:43 PM	#3
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,142	Hey Dodge-Flyrod is of a like mind. __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

09-01-06, 09:50 PM	#6
dodgeguy BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: poughkeepsie,n.y. Posts: 930	good luck tommorrow my friends!!! __________________ chrysler master tech,avid fisherman and i bleed red,white and blue!!!!

09-09-06, 02:47 PM	#8
flippin4it BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 483	Boys, that was funny. Gotta love the hand wringing liberals. Just one question Dodgeguy, was the balloon pink? __________________ Ex-biker,Hell raiser and Dragracer. Now I have totally lost my mind, so bass fishing it is!!!!

09-01-06, 11:07 PM	#7
Vabass22 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern Va Posts: 1,120	Lol, thats some funny stuff, I would tell people that joke, but I already forgot it lmao.

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