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JB's Horny Toads Inc.
carolina chip does it..
mymomisbecky does it ... dampeoples does it too.. even cranky has tried his hand at it... what is it you ask? the Lure making industry of course! I figure why not throw my hat in and offer my new colorsheme horny toads and give Zoom a run for their money..this is America ya know! Now just for the ol bassfishin' gang, all packages of JB's Horny Toads are only $2.68 a pack! Guarneteed to slay the bass. We all know the topwater scene is where its at, and frogs or toads are hot hot hot! check out my offerings and say hello to americas next millionaire!  these are some serious horny toads my friend, once bass bite em the horns help stick to the mouth for better hooksets..only $2.68 for a 3 pack! For the ol hippie bass that must be huge if they remember the 70's we offer our outstanding paisly pattern.....each 3 pack comes with incense!  Riggings of the paisly toad is simple as 1, 2, 3,!  Hate those punkrockers that skate up yer driveway everynite? now get even and offer these replicas to hungry mr big lips (punk accessories included, no extra charge) 3 pack only $2.68!  look so natural in this life like setting, cast out and wait for BOOM! Have trouble loosing those topwater bites and the lure comes sailing back at yer head? no more! Each JB redtoothy horny toad actually bites onto the bass's tonsils after being inhaled, with these razor sharp teeth!  And our newest item, the deformed eyed toad. Most seasoned anglers know how bass are opportunist and will kill the weak and slow critters in thier domain. Shown below in natures setting, the bass won't know what hit them!  Free Shipping. Order Today! |
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01-11-07, 07:33 PM
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Once again, OUTSTANDING WORK and product rotflmao. I especially like the punk rocker toad.
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01-11-07, 07:34 PM
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rotflmao! do you give free samples lol?
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01-11-07, 07:38 PM
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THANKS!
you won't believe how long that took to make, plus I loaded it on kevins forum a few times and the pc froze up, so I had to remember my "bulllsh*t lead in stories rofl Yea free samples to all! thats JB @ imaginary.com rofl |
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01-11-07, 07:41 PM
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roflmao great jb!
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01-11-07, 07:43 PM
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JB
I'll take one pack of each in watermelon red. Those things look so good the bass will come through the ice to get them. Bob
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01-11-07, 08:00 PM
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Great work JB
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01-11-07, 08:01 PM
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Haha wow now those are some quality bait right there. Gammy spikes???
Just make sure PETA (and no, not people eating tasty animals) don't hear about it.
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01-11-07, 10:21 PM
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Wow. That is amazingingly well done.
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01-11-07, 10:30 PM
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Cabin fever setting in early, JB
 ?Love the paisley toad-used to have a couple ties like that. Well done!
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01-12-07, 12:46 PM
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JB, your posts always keep me glued to this site.
As a side note, I bet that paisley colored frog would catch some fish. |
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01-12-07, 12:47 PM
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Ya know, the more I think about it, the more I think that you might be on to something w/ the paisley. Something new to put on the market and make some money. Plus the 70's styles are making a comeback.
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01-12-07, 05:20 PM
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That's pretty funny
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01-14-07, 10:27 AM
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that some good photoshop work!
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01-14-07, 10:48 AM
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hey bassinbob! its good to see yah around!
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01-14-07, 10:37 PM
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Thanks Skeeter. Recently broke up with girlfriend. Been looking for new prospects. Seems like fishing is a better idea right now.
Bob
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01-15-07, 01:09 AM
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wow,that stinks. you should defintily try out tourneys and see what happens,ya never know!
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Quote:
(Psssst...He still wears 'em, AND the bell-bottoms too.) FR |
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06-03-07, 05:25 PM
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fly,
if ya hang on to stuff long enough it almost always comes back in style  in honor of you length of service in the armed forces flyguy, please use this special USA frog next time the bite gets tough 
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06-03-07, 06:06 PM
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possible 4th of july zoom hornyUSAtoad, the stars on the belly, stripes on da back!
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06-03-07, 07:18 PM
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You obviously have way too much free time on your hands!!!
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06-03-07, 07:44 PM
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that took like 7 minutes
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06-04-07, 02:03 PM
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This one looks like you could just tie it to the line, throw it out, and let it hunt the bass. I pity the bass that tries to eat this guy. |
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