Living in Ohio

[BigBassin144]

Moved into our new home in Ohio . It is so beautiful

here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a

beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see

the change in the seasons. This is truly God's Country.



Oct. 14 - Ohio is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the

real special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude

of different colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and

yellows, they are so bright. I want to walk through a ll of the

beautiful hills and spot some white tail deer. They are so

graceful, certainly they must be the most peaceful creatures on

Earth. This must be paradise.



Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone

would want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very

symbol of peace and tranquility . I hope it snows

soon. I love it here!



Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful

sight: everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak

tree is magnificent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and

swept the snow from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp,

clean and refreshing. We had a snowball fight. I won! The

snowplow came down the street. He must have gotten too close to

the driveway because we had to go out and shovel the end of the

driveway again. What a beautiful place. Nature in harmony. I

love it here!



Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute

little trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love

it here!



Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to

work in time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling. And that

snowplow!


Dec. 21 - More of that white sh*t coming down. I've got blisters

on my hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow

driver waits around the corner until I'm done shoveling the

driveway. bass terd.



Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my

hands on the sonofa***** who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll

castrate him. And why don't they use more salt on these roads to

melt this crap??



Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been

inside since then, except of course when that SOB 'Snowplow Harry'

comes by. Can't go anywhere, cars are buri ed up to the windows.

Weather man says to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea

how many shovelfuls 10 inches is??



Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? The way it's coming down it won't melt

until the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and

the sh*t head actually had the balls to come and ask to borrow a

shovel! I told him I'd broken 6 already this season.



Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get

some food and a damn deer ran out in front of my car and I hit

the bastard. It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts

ought to be killed. The hunters should have a longer season if you

ask me.



Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the

snow into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak

tree in the front yard and it went through the roof. I should have

cut that old piece of crap into fireplace wood when I had the

chance.



March 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the

whole underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn

salt they dump on the road? Car looks like a bashed up, heap of

rusted cow crap.



May 1 0 - Sold the car, the house, and moved to Texas .. I can't

imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live

in the God forsaken State of Ohio

BB

[Buzz Wing]

That is awesome! I thought you actually moved when I read the first paragraph, Anthony.

-Buzz

[BigBassin144]

nope. Just got it on email. I was laughing so hard I could barely get it on here. The funny thing is it's true. We have 4 seasons in ohio: Almost winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Summer.

BB

[flbassman]

Originally Posted by BigBassin144

The funny thing is it's true. We have 4 seasons in ohio: Almost winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Summer.

BB

Almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction......Yup, I love Florida Cept it's hot, all the animals want to kill you, and most of the people want to too

[BigBassin144]

I'd rather have all the road construction that have sh!tty roads like Michigan.

BB

[brushhog]

Central New York sure can relate... We get as much snow as anybody.... Pennsylvania seems to me to be the road construction capital of the world!

[BigBassin144]

That's funny cause most of PA is noman's land. Why do they need to fix the roads in towns where there are like 5 people.

BB

[brushhog]

No. I'm just talking about the ONE highway they got in the whole state that we have to take to get South!! It's been under construction/repair since I can recall..'Cept it doesn't ever look any different!

[BigBassin144]

The highway which is the turnpike in ohio is under cunstruction quite frequently too. we take it when we go to visit my uncle in NY.

BB

[bamabassman]

like i always say... you ever heard of anyone retiring to the north? hahaha, funny bb

[flbassman]

Originally Posted by bamabassman

like i always say... you ever heard of anyone retiring to the north? hahaha, funny bb

My plan: Retire, buy a buick, rig the turn signal to run constantly, and move up to Jersey, drive slow, and complain about the food

[bamabassman]

hahahahaha, flbassman

[3dkicker]

Originally Posted by bamabassman

like i always say... you ever heard of anyone retiring to the north? hahaha, funny bb

Yes, my parents did. Moved to Cape Cod. They complain about all the old people killing each other in the parking lots . That and how people make left hand turns from the right lane. This isn't a joke because I've seen it .

And then they have those damn rotaries instead of intersections.

FL - Funny!

[bamabassman]

rofl, flbassman. that is hilarious. seen enough of the "right lane turning left" in south bamy and panhandle of fla. and NO TURN SIGNEL half the time.

[Buzz Wing]

Originally Posted by BigBassin144

I'd rather have all the road construction that have sh!tty roads like Michigan.

BB

I'm with ya there brother! Michigans roads are terrible, except M-156, US-127, and M-34. All the other back roads down here are horrible. People are always honking because I drive so slow pulling the boat. I guess you could say I love my tackle...

-Buzz

[bamabassman]

buzz, maybe they want you to take em with you? hahahaha. kidding.

[BigBassin144]

Buzz, I see you didn't mention 23... oh wait... that's cause 23 IS crappy! And I'd say of all the highways in MI, that's the one we drive the most.

BB