Important Health Update!

joedog · 01-02-12, 07:03 PM

Great news for all of us that hate drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

Now you know why I'm so full of S***!

Marty · 01-02-12, 09:04 PM

That sounds pretty appetizing. Scientists have also determined that drinking 8 glasses of water a day makes you pi$$ more.

skeeter1804 · 01-02-12, 10:51 PM

I like your way of thinking Joedog.

keithdog · 01-02-12, 11:09 PM

Makes peerfect sense to me!

Top Tiger · 01-03-12, 02:28 PM

Like Lewis Black says "If you drank all the water that they say you should, you'd need a f&@!$ing burro to carry it around.

01-02-12, 07:03 PM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Important Health Update! Great news for all of us that hate drinking our 8 glasses of water a day! In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of **. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service! Now you know why I'm so full of S*! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

01-02-12, 09:04 PM	#2
Marty BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 1,580	That sounds pretty appetizing. Scientists have also determined that drinking 8 glasses of water a day makes you pi$$ more. __________________ Meeting expenses is easy...they're EVERYWHERE The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits Rochester, NY

01-02-12, 11:09 PM	#4
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	Makes peerfect sense to me! __________________ Just one more cast, and then some!

01-02-12, 10:51 PM	#3
skeeter1804 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Edgerton KS Posts: 321	I like your way of thinking Joedog.

01-03-12, 02:28 PM	#5
Top Tiger BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Waynesville, NC Posts: 245	Like Lewis Black says "If you drank all the water that they say you should, you'd need a f&@!$ing burro to carry it around.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)