Testes one-Testes Two

[kennethdaysale]

in a matter of minutes? HUH?

[bcklash]

just a few min. you know

[bamabassman]

check.......check...1...2....333 check......gggggoooooooddddddd morning folks!

[MississippiBoy]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....

[joedog]

The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas
And all throught the house
Every creature was stirring
Even the mouse (running from Bob)
The stockings weren't hung
They were thrown on a chair
And as for St. Nick
Nobody cared

The tree was all trimmed
With reefer and holly
And all in the house
Were drunk and quite jolly
Mom in the *****house
And Dad smokin' grass
And I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of my Partners A**

When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter

When out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be St. Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The ****er had fell

He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dildo
For ME a BIG FAT QUEER!

He flew back up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son-of-a-*****
Blew my chimney apart

And I heard him exclaim
As he rode out of site
Piss on you FAGOTS, and have a SH**TY LIFE!

Sorry to all NORMAL anglers...I'm just angry at a group of people that act as this group of ****heads.
And they sit back and wonder why folks won't give them the time of day.
LOSERS...

[nofearengineer]

Well spoken, Joe.

It seems the masters of tolerance are not so tolerant of others' beliefs.

Oh, by the way...since they want to play hardball...Vegasspider's real name is Young Moon. He and his family moved here from Korea. His wife's name is Sun Moon (gotta love that), and his son's name is Ji Moon. He has lived in Las Vegas and Lake Mary, FL. Feel free to do with that information whatever you will.

[WTL]

[nofearengineer]

Brutal, William...

[MississippiBoy]

Ok, I missed something. Somebody wanna enlighten me?

[nofearengineer]

It's just William's subtle way of boasting about how well-read he is and saying he doesn't like Joe's post at the same time.

[WTL]

Originally Posted by nofearengineer

It's just William's subtle way of boasting about how well-read he is and saying he doesn't like Joe's post at the same time.

I'm not so well read, I was so confused after the first 5 pages, I quit. Which was the exact same feeling I got with this thread. I can't say I dislike the post, cause I am totally confused. So what are we talking about?

Edit; I read the first stanza of Twas the Night Before Christmas, and then stopped, so I missed the colorful ending. I still don't know what prompted the thread.

[nofearengineer]

Haha, maybe I am too well-read.

The line goes "A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing."

I believe Joe was merely wishing a heartfelt Merry Christmas to the two absentee members of the forum who he believes (with some good reason) to be responsible for the recent server downtime.

I agreed with the conclusion he drew, and added supplemental information.

[WTL]

Oh, is vegas in anonymous or something?

[nofearengineer]

Vegas and his blanket buddy BBZ5721 (whatever his handle was) threatened to shut the site down. Coincidentally, the explosion in random new members started a few weeks later, followed with the recent downtime.

[WTL]

okie dokie

[3dkicker]

If the site was shut down to combat the bots then I don't think it's working....they're still there.

[WTL]

Have there been any posts by the bots in the past 2 months, or is this mostly a bandwidth concern for Kevin?

Cause I'm not really greatly bothered by all the names in the bottom of the screen as long as they arent posting.

[nofearengineer]

I haven't seen any posts by them, though I have seen many of them "trying" to post. So apparently, the filters are keeping them out. Now, if there were only a filter for certain real people.

[joedog]

It isn't a problem for me.

My handle probably should have been...Benji.

Although the post sounds more like something Jason would post.
In college I had a class called Great Books.
I read it and had no idea what was said.
So then I had to get the 'cliff notes' so I could understand the book.

I then had to read the book again because the professor was onto the cliff note read and boobbie trapped his tests to catch those who 'only' read the cliff notes.

Oh and the story stinks in my opinion. Not worth one read much more THREE.

[doc]

Originally Posted by nofearengineer

I haven't seen any posts by them, though I have seen many of them "trying" to post. So apparently, the filters are keeping them out. Now, if there were only a filter for certain real people.

It would have to be a really big filter, to get the bad ones. which would let smaller but less irritating posters thru also. Maybe the reason we don't have one yet.

[bassboogieman]

So the "bad" guy is a Moonie? You have an address for the bag of crap? I am in Vegas once-in-a-while. I'd go light a bag of chit on his front porch in the late evening, just as a thank you, y'know.

[kennethdaysale]

"I began to feel sort of funny and so I decided to walk around for a while"
- William Faulkner, The Sound and the Fury, April Sixth, 1928

[lilmule]

Think myself synonymous,not anonymous
Odd one would make a boast and have it come true
While absent-surely dont miss him.
Bah humbug

[WTL]

Originally Posted by bassboogieman

So the "bad" guy is a Moonie? You have an address for the bag of crap? I am in Vegas once-in-a-while. I'd go light a bag of chit on his front porch in the late evening, just as a thank you, y'know.

Naw, the bad guy is William Faulkner for writing incomprehensible gibberish, which made the servers overheat and the board go offline.

[bassboogieman]

Naw, the bad guy is William Faulkner for writing incomprehensible gibberish, which made the servers overheat and the board go offline.

Thanks for clearing that up Billy - I thought it was Joedog's fault for burning up the server with those early morning novels he posts.