Worst TP/ Egging ever seen

[Fishie]

Since it's the time of the year when many kids will go out and TP their fellow students houses or their enemies I thought I would mention the worst TP job I have seen. My neighbors across the street got their house tped one year and The of course covered all the trees and stuff with toliet paper but what set this one apart was they forked the whole yard and put vasoline on all the forks and they put vasoline on all the car handles and covered their cars with shaving cream which took the paint off. Finally they covered the entire drive way with rice. Not to mention egged all the windows. That's the most insane TP job I think I have ever seen.

[zooker]

lol tping some ones house -while fun- tends to be and easy clean up. shaving cream disovles and can be washed off. i prefure the old plastic forks and spoons. cheap easy to throw out -no back spin required- and nearly imposible to rake up. you have to pick each and every one up.. as for soap i prefure dial as it is a hard soap.which allows you to soap just THAT many more windows. eggs are pretty tough to get -unless you have chickens- have a great stink if left out 2-3 weeks. but i dislike waiting so a dry cow pie in a paper bag burnt on there front porch works just as well.
i used to hammer the goof balls with a mobil tater gun firing rotted tomatoes. i used to mount it to the roll bar on my old ford truck.

best one i ever did was in barrie vt . because of the location-hill street- the cemetery is next to and elementary school-how quaint- two of us scared 12 lil kids out there candy. for you math wizes out there that is cemetrey+halloween+darkness x 2 crazy bikers= bags full o candy...

the night after we forked 30 differant house -one, twice- soap hundreds of windows. i got the 2 liter bottle of hooch fer pulling the best soaping -my hang over thanks you- for soaping the word "zooku12" on a patty wagon-cop van- as it went down the street. smashed 50+ pumkins and generally was chased around town by the cops for and hour or two-they just lack the humor of a good soapin- and razed hell fer the next 2 days -holloweenie should last at least 3 days errr nights. did i fail to menttion i was high than a kite the whole time.


zooker

[Fishie]

Zook You Crazy but LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[texasnitro]

ahh man this years junior senor war was crazy someone but a dead cow in another persons pool

[Dyas]

I have seen some bad ones. But I tell you what. None is going to be as bad as what we are going to do to our Spanish teachers house. I say 2 or 3 24 roll packs and a couple of crates of 36 eggs.

[flachristopherkeene9]

Dyas that happens every year to some people in our neighborhood. Every year. Can't wait to see what this morning has brought us. Gonna see in 45 minutes.

Chris

[zooker]

down south here is so laid back it is pitiful the worst damage occurs when some one sets the porta john at pebble beach -high rock lake -on fire...ohhh no pumkins get busted -as far as i am aware of..

zooker

[KH.]

i like puting 5 gallons of milk in someones yard when there are on vacation,then putting bolagna on there other vehichle.ahhh yes,ms wilson here i come.not to mention the extra soft toilet paper,and to top it off,put a whole package of chewed gum on the doorbell.

[KH.]

the stink from the milk is horrible,never do your neighbors yard

[lizardsrule]

I refuse to answer this question on grounds it "WILL" incriminate me. Plus I think they are still looking for me after 24 years LOL

Lizards

[bassintom]

i know what you mean lizards.there are places back in my hometown i won't go near for fear after 40 yrs they are still waiting for me with a loaded shotgun........i plead the 5th.

[Dyas]

I like to stick tooth picks all over there yards so when they go outside they step on em. Forks and Knives work good to. Tonights the night. I just though of something hillarious. If they have a dog. Feed them some laxatives so they will crap all over the place. That would be a nice suprise lol

[lizardsrule]

Originally Posted by Dyas

I just though of something hillarious. If they have a dog. Feed them some laxatives so they will crap all over the place. That would be a nice suprise lol

Now that would get you shot at my house without a doubt. Mess with my house ok, mess with my car ok, mess with my dog, and you're a dead man.

Lizards

[flfireman]

WHy torture the dog??? Have no comment on the above. Can neither approve or condone that type of behavior. Will never admit that Charmin big rolls do have a thousand sheets more than the nearest competitor either.

[Dyas]

It was just a joke guys..... I would never hurt a dog

[zooker]

so even my sneaky under handed butt can learn something. use round up on there lawn.. takes 3 days but it takes care of the lawn

zooker

[bassfisher02]

ya well me n my friends tp'ed and egged a few houses halloween night. we got a park really good, but my damn friends are not sneaky at all and had someone see them. we all took off but when we were walking the po pos stopped us, and we ''fit the descripetion'' as the tp'ers. not to mention i had a backpack on that was full of tp. we had to clean the area up and hand the tp over. they did however not see our cans of silly string and eggs. so we silly stringed and egged some more houses and cars and mailboxes. we had our eggs in socks while they were in our backpacks so that they wouldnt break, but one ended up breaking, so we took that one and slammed it against someones door sock and all......it stuck right on the door. it was a pretty fun night.

[flachristopherkeene9]

Look what the cat dragged in!!

Chris

[Dyas]

these dudes rolled our principals house and got caught. They got suspended and had to clean it up. I however didnt get caught.

[KH.]

i dont feel like tellin you guys the the whole thing,but homecoming was last saturday and involved the principals house,98 egges,30 rolls of charmin ultra,
plastic forks,7 gallons of milk,and some rotten food,too bas we didnt have a dead cow,oh well, my best friends mom,got all the stuff,shes cool,havnt got caught yet either

[flachristopherkeene9]

Hey KH what school do you go too???













Just Kidding.



Chris

[Dyas]

Dang kh. Thats a lot of money you put into that yard lol

[KH.]

noy my money,my friend joshes mom got everything,shes awsome,and so his is sister. tehehehehehe

[KH.]

j/k,but shes pretty hot

[Jackl]

The best trick of my mis-spent youth was to catch a stray cat (or the neighbors cat) and find someone that had a large "inside dog." We slipped the cat between the storm door and the house door very quietly, then rang the door bell. When they answered the door, the cat slipped inside the house, the dog saw the cat and the chase was on. The house was totally destroyed. Drapes torn down, lamps busted, tables upset, etc.

JackL