Reasons BassFishin Forum is Kinda Like the Male Reproductive Organ

JB · 01-18-06, 05:44 PM

1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
3. Those who don't have it agree that it's cool, but not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (bass fishing envy).
5. It's fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
6. In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for fun.
7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more difficult to think coherently.
9. We attach an importance to it that is greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into trouble.
11. Play with it too much and you can go blind.

(yep - it ain't original but somehow, someway, I think it fits...)

lovinfishin9 · 01-18-06, 05:55 PM

lmao!!! thats a good one!!!

zooker · 01-18-06, 06:53 PM

#5 is the story of my life -glad my boss agrees..

zooker

Marty · 01-18-06, 09:01 PM

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11. Play with it too much and you can go blind.

As the very ancient joke goes, can I do it til I need glasses?

Dyas · 01-18-06, 09:32 PM

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8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more difficult to think coherently.

Dam. That explains a lot.............

PowerBass · 01-19-06, 10:51 AM

lmao.........

lovinfishin9 · 01-19-06, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dyas

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8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more difficult to think coherently.

Dam. That explains a lot.............

LMAO!!!!

PowerBass · 01-19-06, 07:28 PM

LOL Dyas!!!!

Rebbasser · 01-19-06, 08:59 PM

And there you have it, boys and girls. A classic example of cabin fever (I hope

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JB · 01-20-06, 07:33 AM

Reb, You got that right!

lunker-lander · 02-24-08, 01:06 PM

Heard this a while ago and thought I would share...

Ever since Johnny was 12, well, he, you know, had fun almost every night. One night he was caught "having fun", so his father says, "Son, you better stop that. It'll make you go blind!".

With that said, the father heads off to walk back down the stairs and the son replies, "Dad, the stairs are on your left"....

-Lunk-

bamabassman · 02-24-08, 09:08 PM

SOOO RIGHT AND SOO TRUE!! and now i wear glasses and take a pill, hahaha!! and cabin fever is at it's peak.

01-18-06, 05:44 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Reasons BassFishin Forum is Kinda Like the Male Reproductive Organ 1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. 2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 3. Those who don't have it agree that it's cool, but not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it. 4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (bass fishing envy). 5. It's fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done. 6. In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for fun. 7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses. 8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more difficult to think coherently. 9. We attach an importance to it that is greater than its actual size and influence warrant. 10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into trouble. 11. Play with it too much and you can go blind. (yep - it ain't original but somehow, someway, I think it fits...)

01-18-06, 05:55 PM	#2
lovinfishin9 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Middletown, VA Posts: 566	lmao!!! thats a good one!!! __________________ Take your caviar and that fish that ain't cooked, take if off a cracker and throw it on a hook. :D :)

01-18-06, 06:53 PM	#3
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	#5 is the story of my life -glad my boss agrees.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

01-19-06, 10:51 AM	#6
PowerBass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,638	lmao......... __________________ fivealivebassmasters.com

01-19-06, 07:28 PM	#8
PowerBass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,638	LOL Dyas!!!! __________________ fivealivebassmasters.com

01-19-06, 08:59 PM	#9
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,142	And there you have it, boys and girls. A classic example of cabin fever (I hope ) __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

01-20-06, 07:33 AM	#10
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Reb, You got that right!

02-24-08, 01:06 PM	#11
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	Heard this a while ago and thought I would share... Ever since Johnny was 12, well, he, you know, had fun almost every night. One night he was caught "having fun", so his father says, "Son, you better stop that. It'll make you go blind!". With that said, the father heads off to walk back down the stairs and the son replies, "Dad, the stairs are on your left".... -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

02-24-08, 09:08 PM	#12
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	SOOO RIGHT AND SOO TRUE!! and now i wear glasses and take a pill, hahaha!! and cabin fever is at it's peak.

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