WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST!!! not a joke either.

[bamabassman]

ok, all ya'll know aobut my big toe right? well..............guess what else happened to me today.

let me go back to 2 days ago really.

2 days ago around 6:30 pm central time. i came in the house form my walk (yeah, i am walking a LOT better) and was aobut to eat me a little dinner. all of a sudden my back on the left side started to jsut hurt. aching spasm like pain. bowled me over and go so bad i started dry heaving. pain like i have never felt before. but after 30 mins or so, it went away. i quickly ate some thing thinking my sugar bottomed out. everything was fine then.

then today, SAME TIME, it happened again. only this time it didn't stop. didn't have time to eat either before i was litterly on the floor. passed out almost from the pain. confused and hurting like a #$%^&$#% (you get the idea), lisa took me to the emergency room. after they finally got me some pain meds in me, they did a sonagram. KIDNEY STONE! ( i am still on the pain meds so forgive my typing gang.) just 1 now. but it is 3 cm(?) big. too small for them to blast, or to take out with surgery. told me i would pass it on my own. but i tell you gang, if i start hurting like i did tonight........another trip to the morphine den for this man.

now back to the women.
oyuladies have my deepest and most sincere gratitude. i am in AWE and don't understand why in the world you would submit yourself to endure the pain you go through to bear children. see, i was told that kidney stones is the closet us men will ever got the pain and suffering a woman goes through during childbirth.

so ladies, mothers and mothers to be. i tip my hat and shake my head wondering all the above again. you women are the greatest thing man could ever hope to have. you go through the most agonizing pain to bring life into this world. while us men jsut look and stare with blank faces cause we don't get it. you are truly the strongest of the 2.

GOD BLESS YOU LADIES, ALL OF YOU.


AND i want to publicly thank my better half. she is really the greates thing to happen to me. she took very good care of me. listen to me moan and shout and jsut give anyone around me living heck tonight.

LISA I LOVE YOU BABY. you are truly the best thing i will ever have.

now gang.......i am gonna enjoy the rest of this HIGH i am on. till the pain returns again that is. kiss your better half gentlemen.....and tell her what i have told my lisa.