jim and edna

[dodgeguy]

The love story of Jim and Edna
>
>Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
>doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ...
>
>Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
>One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
>suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
>stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
>She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
>When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic
>act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,
>as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
>
>When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna , I have good news
>and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
>able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
>of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays sound
>mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his
>bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
>I am so sorry, but he's dead."
>
>Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
>How soon can I go home ?"