The Husband Store

[lizardsrule]

I'm sure lot's of you have read this one before, however it does give equal access at the end LOL

There's now a store in New York City where a woman can purchase a new
husband. The sign at the entrance describes how the store operates:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increases as the shopper ascends. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go to the next
floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building."

A woman visiting the Husband Store finds the sign on the first floor:
Floor 1 - "These men Have Jobs".

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids".

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking".
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Good Looking,
and Help With Housework".
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak".
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor where the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."




To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner operates a Wife Store just
across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.



Lizards