A Fishermans Philosophy

[bassbooger]

A sure way to get a bite on a slow day is:

1. Talk about changing spots
2. Prepare another rod while one is out
3. Lay your rod down unsecured
4. Go for a sandwich
5. Start to pull the boat anchor
6. Use the worst fly you own
7. Crack open your first beer
8. Crack open your last beer
9. Take notice of the chick on a passing boat, bank or beach
10. Watch others fishing
11. Start reeling in your lines at going home time
12. Give your fishing rod to a female companion or child to hold
13. When your landing net is out of reach
14. When you have cast your line over an obstruction
15. When you line has drifted into impossible weeds
16. When you turn to look at the sunrise or sunset
17. Decide that you need to take a leak