Pirate Joke!
Saw this one and thought I would share it:
A captain of a Pirate ship walked out onto the deck to address his buccaneers, but before he could say anything one yelled out, "Captain, Why ye be wearing that bright red shirt?" The Captain looked at the young deck swabber and replied, "So if I get shot me bucaneers cant tell, and they wont be frightened by the sight of me blood." Suddenly from the crow's nest came a shout, " 8 Ships on the horizon! Armed to the gills with cannons pointed this way!!" The captain turned to the young deck swabber and said, " Go get my brown pants!"
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