Robot Maitre D'

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Subject: Robot

A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel .

As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot

The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour
wait . I am programmed to converse with you until a table is
ready, If you please "

Intrigued, the man said, "OK . "

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked,
"Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164 . "

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc

The man was most impressed . The next day he returned,
But thought he would try a different tack

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man
answered, "Oh, about 100" .

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend .

The guy had to try it one more time . So the next day he returned .

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh . . . . . 'bout 50 "

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,



"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"


Got this in a email, ROTFLMAO

Lizards