Never send a Woman to Home Depot

[BigBassin144]

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed
a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home
Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom
faucet while she was waiting
for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer.
When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for
that faucet?'
Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'
'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary
exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that
Charlie had sent her to buy,
and Walt went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna
screw for that hinge?'
Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

... and this is why you can't send a woman to
Home Depot.


Enjoy,
BB