05-18-08, 09:37 AM
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Three Bad Mice
3 mice are sitting in a bar . When the first ine exclaims " I am a bad-azz mouse ! In my hood we have huge mouse traps and i take the damn cheese out and bench press the bar while i eat ."
The second one chimes in with , " Oh yeah I'm a bad-azz too . In fact I'm such a bad-azz that I mix rat poisionwith my milk and chug it down every night before bed ." The third mouse gets up and starts to leave . The other two mice both yell out " Hey chicken where do you think you're going ?" He replies " Home to screw the cat."
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