Choo Choo Train

[BigBassin144]

A little boy was playing with his new train he got for christmas in the living room, and his mom was watching him from the kitchen.

He pushed the train to the station and said, "All a board!!! Get your fat arses on the F'in train!!"

The mother looked in horror wondering where her son had learned such language. She dismissed it thinking he did'nt know what he was saying.

As he starting pushing the train again, he said, "Hey F'ers! I need yer F'in tickets!!! Put your luggage in the storage comparts you dumb arses!!!"

This time, the mother ran out and yelled at her son. "We do not talk like that in this house young man!! now go to your room for two hours!!"

The boy sulked up to his room, an his mother went back to the kitchen to do some dishes. When the two hours was up, he came back down and started silently pushing the train. After a few minutes he says, "Hello, and good afternoon ladies and gentlemen."

The mother was much happier with her son's behavior.

the boy continued, "We're sorry for any inconvenience the two hour delay may have cause you. If you have any complaints, please take them up with the b!tch in the kitchen."










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