Retiring Man

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Subject: retiring, man





> After retiring, a man went to the social security office to
> apply for
> Social Security.
> The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license
> to verify
> his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his
> wallet at
> home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he left his
> wallet at
> home.
>
> "I will have to go home and come back later.."
> The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."
> So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
>
> She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
> me" and she
> processed his Social Security application.
>
> When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about his
> experience at the
> social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your
> pants and
> gotten disability, too."

Now that is just WRONG!!!