Stupid Warnings/Labels

[BigBassin144]

On a Bicycle: Revoming wheel can inluence performance of bike. (ya think?)

On Sear's Hairdryer box: Do not use while sleeping (Man, that's the only time I've got to do my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner!! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifters special.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost (but it's just a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramasu Dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (whoops, too late: you lose!)

on Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: Warning: product will be hot after heating. (no sh!t)

On packaging of Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (Whose body?)

On Childrens cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medication. (Rosie, sweetie, don't use the forklift today. Mommy gave you medicine.)

On Nytol Sleep aid: Warning, May cause drowsiness. (one would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas Lights: For indoor and outdoor use only. (as opposed to use in outer space?!)

On an American Airlines pack of Peanuts: Directions: open packet, eat nuts. (and think, someone got paid money to think of that)

on a Swedish chainsaw: do not attemp to stop chainsaw with you hands. (nuff said...)

on a Korean Cutlery set: Keep out of Children. (I think something was lost in the translation... I just can't put my finger on it though...)






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