Snake needed

[3dkicker]

Why you ask? Because the birds are crapping all over my vehicle and boat. Got home today, cleaned up the boat, went inside and came out and found a major white mass of *&$# in the middle of the back deck. Had to hose down the boat and cover. Went back inside and came out and found two more. F*$#ing birds .

Anyone know where I can get a realistic rubber snake for cheap??? That ought to keep them away from the boat.

I used to have an old neighborhood tom cat that I fed every once in a while that kept them away. I don't think he made it through the winter. Haven't seen him around lately .