Simple Home Remedies

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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables--get someone else to
hold them while you chop.

To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

And finally, a daily thought:

Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.