It could end in divorce...

[Abbeysdad]

So, we were going out fishing and the guy manning the launch pointed out this really good fishing spot over by some cliffs. Turns out it is a great spot and one time I was catching fish (mostly perch and small bass) on every cast!

Well, this time out, I'm not getting much, but my wife is catching them so fast I can hardly keep a line in the water (I have to remove fish from her hook). She caught 10 (One was a 15" Smallie) to my meager 2!

That night, I hear her on the phone bragging to her mother. "He's got all this fancy tackle and [slip] bobbers and I just use a hook and worm." Then later, she's sitting in the recliner with a big grin, pretending to cast and retrieve....just rubbing it in! So now I call her Gadabout Gladdis.

Okay, I was only kidding about the divorce...I can't afford it!