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Would you say this if you were a Cowboy fan?
The Texas DPS are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A..The Dallas Cowboys Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A.Put up a goal post. Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? A.Old Q.What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A.Nobody remembers. Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! __________________________________________________ __________ 
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