Strange request

[carolina-rig-01]

I know this is probably going to sound strange and this thread will probably head south pretty quick but I will see if I can get some help anyways. There is a guy in our club that I have become pretty good friends with. He is a good stick and a funny dude that is a hoot to be around. Anyways he has the ugliest pair of fishing shoes I have ever seen. They are blue suede saucony running shoes, yes they are actually blue suede shoes lol. He claims they are the most comfortable shoes he has ever worn for fishing and that's why he wears them but I constantly make fun of how ugly they are. I am needing some new shoes that are comfortable to stand in all day long so I figured why not see if I could top him in the ugly shoe department. I am thinking something in the way of running or tennis shoes that will not be extremely cold in the spring or too hot in the summer, although I also wear Crocs flip flops in the summer when it's really hot. I would like to stay with a quality brand shoe because I don't put a seat on the front deck of the boat because I like being able to walk around without restrictions, so I spend all day standing up and at the end of the day my knees and back will hurt terrible if I don't get a quality shoe. So lets see what kind of ugly colored shoes you all can come up with for me. I should also add that I don't want to drop a fortune on shoes that are too ugly to wear out in public so I am hoping to keep the price under $100 or there abouts.