Try This

[kennethdaysale]

Next time you go for a walk in a dog park (or wherever there are people) take a Pith Helmet or a Cowboy hat with you. When you come upon a big fresh, hot, steaming pile of dog shi* put your hat over it, keep your hand on top of it and hunker down with an excited look on your face and begin hollering for help. When someone volunteers to help you, tell them that you have managed to recapture your pet(insert whatever works for you) and you desperately need them to grab it very quickly the moment you lift the hat. Explain to them that this animal is extremely fast, fast as lightening so they must grab it immediately. Some salesmanship required-you can do it. Now when you snatch the hat away shout Grab it!--when they pounce on the aforementioned steaming pile you just exclaim "Damn he's done SHI+ an run"