I think I may finally understand

[joedog]

First I'm going to the nieghbors and kill me a chicken because some group tells me not to eat someones chicken because that guys beliefs don't COMPLETELY coincide with my beliefs.
Now some group doesn't want me to do business with a soda manufacturer cause they MAY believe or be associated with the idea of evolution.
http://news.yahoo.com/video/dr-peppe...1-7552a5360c45

So I'm feeling the RESPONSABILITY to rearrange my thoughts.
Solution:
Tonight I'm going stop by my friends tavern and have a BOTTLE of wine (to my knowledge no-ones got mad about Jesus making wine for everyone). On the WALK home I'm stopping by the nieghbors chicken coup (ya Wisconsin allows chickens in your yard in the city) and set them FREE cause PETA doesn't feel thats fair, animals have feelings too ya know. If I have a sharp stick handy I'll kill one cause another group doesn't want me eating some guys chicken who believes in Traditional Marriage because they don't. I'm then going to build a fire in my back field to cook the chicken along with that days fish cause again I'm pretty sure NO-ONES mad about Jesus making enough fish to feed everyone. I'm then going to call the jail and see if I can get all the HUBER prisoners to join me after I round up all the crackheads from the 'ward' to join us. God helps the poor and hungry and lonely and the unfortunates (even if IT'S THIER OWN choices that got them where thier at), so I have to invite these groups, right? The utilities company truely don't have Gods Creations in mind when they drill and dam up God's created earth. So that means the MASSES will have to PEE in the yard cause you know God didn't want us HELPING someone who believes that CHANGING Gods creation is right. Oh and RYAN's home is across the street from my boy's home so you know he'll be invited because I'm sure God would but that brings another group to the party cause they believe they are right and the otherside is wrong. And you know they BOTH believe God is on thier side. The next morning while I enjoy my hangover, you know God can't be behind something that chemically alters thier view and the JAHOVAS (which Janesville has one of the nations largest meeting halls) well....thier just going to be against EVERYTHING . Seems I recall a story about Jesus taring down a large meeting hall. Then I realized the field would be empty............every group HATES the other group and thier ideas don't EACTLY always match hence I'm sure each group will boycot because they disagree with at least one idea someone else had.

End result, I'm going fishing and I'm taking responsibility for MY choices and I'll let GOD take care of the rest of you.
SORRY, you know if anyone truely needs a helping hand I will be in line to help maybe even first in line...who knows?

Disclaimer: I know I probably offended someone......SO WHAT!

Everyone have the very best day you possible can, please.
I know God would want the same.