Monday morning laugh for you all...

[USMCbassman]

At my expense:

After fishing all day yesterday I was tired when I got home. I helped my wife make dinner and we sat down to watch Jeff Dunham on comedy central. Well he had a new show coming on after the one we were watching, the wife went to bed and I started to watch the new show.


Long story short, I fell asleep on the couch, woke up a couple hours later and made my way upstairs. My wife was sound asleep; I was trying to be quiet so I didn't wake her up and didn't turn any lights on. Anyways, somehow I forgot we had a big oak dresser in our room and I mean BIG. Next to that is a chair where I bent over (in pitch black dark) to put something on the chair. Again forgetting about the dresser!!! I caught the freaking corner of this dresser right between the eyes at the top of the bridge of my nose! I hit it so damn hard I think my eyes crossed, made them water, rattled me awake and dropped me to my knees. I thought I'd broke my damn nose!!!


Yes, it's still sore this morning! I'm laughing now as well, but I sure as hell wasn't last night