Ok couldn't resist

[joedog]

This is just flat out funny....to ME anyways.

So I've been fighting my friend (diabetes) for awhile now and lately HE'S been winning.
So they got me going everywhere trying to figure out the weight loss challenge.
Results, I need glasses, they want to replace a fake angle I got, (doesn't bother me so that ain't happening), I've had tubes shoved up my arse and down my throat with cameras. They want me to consider disability classification (that AINT EVER happening) and yet NO ONE can tell me WHY the weight loss. Remember now, I'm 5'5", was 135lbs. and take in 5000 calories a day min.
So they got me doing these activity level and food intake charts.
My doc was reading them and this was what he had to say. "Joe you can't keep getting up every morning, go fishing, come home and go work and then go fishing that evening." "That's not healthy even for a healthy person." "Keep it up and you'll probably see an early grave." (My doc doesn't mince words)
The BIGGEST SMILE I can remember came across my face. Running through my mind was my signature on the forum posts. . He says, "Joe whats so funny?"
My reply, "I'll consider working LESS."

On my way home I cross the river. I can't cross a body of water and not fish....so I stopped at the lagoon and fished for an hour. Had some business at home to finish up, but wanting to follow my docs instructions, I went home and took a NAP instead!
Hey he said something had to go!

Everyone have the very best day you possible can....I"M GOING TOO!