Oh My

[Tavery5]

Originally Posted by nofearengineer

I once smacked a complete stranger in the side of the head with a rolled up magazine. If I hadn't been 6'5", 235 lbs, he probably would have tried to whoop me (that was about 25 years ago haha). He was pretty mad LOL.

It wasn't actually my fault. I was at a Blockbuster video, and my friend was looking at some of the videos on the lowest shelf, right next to me. At some point, I got tired of waiting for the slow ba$tard, and decided to smack him with the magazine. I said something like "let's get out of here".

To my horror, he stood up...but it wasn't him.

It was a guy about the same height, wearing the same color t-shirt and baseball cap. Out of the corner of my eye, it had looked exactly like my friend. Seriously, what kind of stranger comes up and kneels down right next to you, without making a sound or an "excuse me"?

I looked over and saw my friend checking out. He had seen the whole thing and was laughing his arse off. I guess he hadn't been so slow to decide on his movies as I thought. LOL

Sometimes it's good to be huge.

Believe me when I tell you that I know just about how you were feeling. I'm almost sure I could have taken that older gal, and thought for a few minutes there that I might have to prove it.