Reasons BassFishin Forum is Kinda Like the Male Reproductive Organ

[JB]

1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
3. Those who don't have it agree that it's cool, but not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (bass fishing envy).
5. It's fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
6. In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for fun.
7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more difficult to think coherently.
9. We attach an importance to it that is greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into trouble.
11. Play with it too much and you can go blind.

(yep - it ain't original but somehow, someway, I think it fits...)