Valentines Party at tha Pond

[CarpMan]

Me an Polly wuz setten down at tha carppond saying sweet things to each other about Valentines day. And as we were watching tha bobber on her line, she snuggled up close to me an sade " honey, I shore love tha roses and tha zebco you got me" I sade" baby, thay aint nothun to good fur you". I told her next to ground hogsday, this is a very important day in our life... She got all wet eyed and told me she loved me more than a hog loves slop.. Now im a big ole tuff carpman and I aint susposed to get all emotional and teary eyed, but when she told me that, my heart started to bleed taers.. Me and Polly jest set there togather holden her zebzo , soaken up the love that we have fur each other, and enjoying tha moment. What a grate Valentines Day we are haven. Polly wunts to camp out tonite down by tha carppond and dine by lantern lite... Shes got tha double wide sleepen bag ready, and shes got a pack of chicken dogs with a half gallon of tang. And thay just aint no tellen whut she is up to.. She likes to lay under tha stars on a clear nite and watch tha coons roam around in tha trees. She knows how to have a good time. I hope she dont wear her carp stretchies and get in one of her modes to wrestle me under tha covers, especialy after she eats them chicken dogs whith that texas pete hot sauce.. Lourdy have mercy on me if she dose. But, it's Pollys party, and its gonna be her nite and, and as long as she loves me like a hog loves slop, then were gonna have a good time to nite. Cuz thay aint no way I'm depriven my Polly of a sweet Valentines Day....Wishen all yuor wifes and girl frinds a hapy Valintens Day. CMan and Polly