For the Love of God....

[nofearengineer]

I get home from work tonight, and a nice letter is staring at me in my mailbox. Its return address is the local County Court Judge. I'm like, "oh great...that Census form I just refused to fill out is already coming back to bite me in the butt?!?!"

Wrong.

I open it, and it just keeps getting better. It's a jury duty notice. Now, I really have no problem with serving on a jury...I think everyone should do it at least once in their lifetime. However, I look at the date on the form: 5/3/2010 - 7/30/2010. I seriously hope they don't ask me to be on a jury the first week of May, because they will just have to issue a bench warrant for my a$$, and they can come arrest me the minute I get back into their jurisdiction, when I cross the Ohio River on my way back from Dale Hollow.