think about..dont take serious

[Rebbasser]

Ever notice the #1 side effect of a sleeping pill is drowsiness ? Well, DUH!

[PowerBass]

Now the worst is the dumbest directions,

Like take this for example, on the bottom of the box, it says dont turn over package. Duh! Now it is all ruined.

How come sheep dont shrink in the rain etiher, I mean its wool come on people they should be shrunk to nothing!

[zooker]

wrote on a hammer " do not strike metal objects"-ummm yeah i paid $20 bucks just to look at it.

wrote on exlax box" may cause dierrea"- well no crap -pun intended

wrote on the side of a pay day candy bar "may contain peanuts"-ya think.

wrote on a bag of coffee " may contain coffee beans" -HELLO!!

i could go on.

zooker

[IL.bassin36]

Originally Posted by bassfisher02

heres a brain teazer, how far can a dog run into the woods?


?

Halfway then he's running out of the woods.

[bassfisher02]

nice. did you guys know that they wont let you write a message shorter then 10 characters? i was just gunna put ''nice'', but it wouldnt let me. but anyway good job IL.

[Dyas]

Thats physical not fisical BC03

[angelus40]

Originally Posted by basscatcher03

1.wut u get when u cross a donkey and onion



an @$$ that'll bring a tear to ur eye


2.why r deforces so exspensive


cuz there worth it

Uncle Jesse: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Luke Duke: What?
Uncle Jesse: A piece of a$$ that brings a tear to your eye.


Uncle Jesse: Why are divorces so expensive?
Luke Duke: Why?
Uncle Jesse: 'Cause they're *worth* it!

basscatcher go back and watch the dukes of hazzard movie again
learn how to spell