favorite movie quotes

[Fishnngolfn]

From Bull Durham
- "Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche."
- "The rose goes in the front, big guy."
- "I want you to hit the mascot."
- "Well, I believe in the soul, the co*k, the pu*sy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Field of Dreams
- "If you build it, he will come."

The Natural
- "Pick me out a winner Bobby."

For the Love of the Game
- "Clear the mechanism."

Major League
- "Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
- "Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant."
- "Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill."
- "JUUUUUUUUST a bit outside."
- "Nice velocity. Sounded like it."

The Sandlot
- "Man, this is baseball, you gotta stop thinking! Just have fun."

[Fishnngolfn]

"They may take our lives, but they will NEVER take our FREEDOM!"

"I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

"You’ve got to ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?"

"I’ll be back."

"Look, Daddy, teacher says ‘evey time a bell rings, an Angel gets its wings’!"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"Heeeeere's Johnny!"

"Show me the money."

"Go ahead, make my day."

"They're heeere."

"There's no crying in baseball."

"I see dead people."

"Gooooooooooooooooood morning, Vietnam!"

"What we’ve got here is failure to communicate."

"May the force be with you."

"Yo, Adrian."

"Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?"

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

"That’ll do, pig. That’ll do."

[bamabassman]

how about this one f&g from the movie good morning veitnam. "you are one man in dire need of a bl*w job."

[Fishnngolfn]

or what about this one -

Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?

What do we get for ten dollars?
Every t'ing you want.
Everything?
Every t'ing.

[bamabassman]

hahahahahaha, funny one liners aren't they?

[BoyoBoyle]

You bob or apples in the toilet... and you like it!

You play ball like a GIRL!!!!

[WaffleJaw]

Dude, I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Unicorns are kick-***!


(If anyone knows that movie,you are a friend of mine,lol)

[3dkicker]

fshnnglfn - Babe?? Really you're quoting Babe? "That’ll do, pig. That’ll do."

I would have gone with this one instead....."That'll do, Donkey. That'll do."

[Fishnngolfn]

Originally Posted by 3dkicker

fshnnglfn - Babe?? Really you're quoting Babe? "That’ll do, pig. That’ll do."

I would have gone with this one instead....."That'll do, Donkey. That'll do."

I like that movie and so does my son. He loves all the animals. He also loves Shrek too.

[Fishnngolfn]

There are not any real good one liners from my favorite movie - Jurassic Park. I absolutely love that movie. I have seen it at least 300 times.

[MississippiBoy]

I like it, too. There are a few quotes from it...

Originally Posted by Jurassic Park

All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Originally Posted by Jurassic Park

That is one big pile of ****.

Originally Posted by Jurassic Park

There is no doubt that our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
What are those?
Small versions of adults, honey.

[Fishnngolfn]

Yeah. Those are great, especially the first one.

My favorite scene is when Dr. Grant and the 2 kids approach the electrified fence.
Dr. Grant approaches the fence, grabs it, and starts to scream like he is being electricuted. He then smiles after both kids start to scream. The girl says, "That's not funny." And then the boy says, "That was great."

Lex: Hey Timmy, I bet I can reach the top and get down the other side before you can even make it to the top.
Tim: What would you give me?
Lex: Respect.

Some more good lines -

But again, how do you know they're all female? Does someone go into the park and, uh... lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?

Hold on to your butts.

Tim: I hate trees.
Lex: They don't bother me.
Tim:Ya, well, you weren't in the last one.

[Fishnngolfn]

I'm gonna have to watch Jurassic Park again tonight with my son.

[MallenManson]

Originally Posted by Bubba_Bruiser

Lucky Number Slevin?

DING DING DING! Love that movie!

[MallenManson]

Originally Posted by Bubba_Bruiser

I got one for ya:
"It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you."

Another of my favs! KGB in Rounders.

[MallenManson]

Originally Posted by 3dkicker

fshnnglfn - Babe?? Really you're quoting Babe? "That’ll do, pig. That’ll do."

I would have gone with this one instead....."That'll do, Donkey. That'll do."

Nigel Gruff- The Replacements

[muddy]

From the original Movie Wise Guy : Humprey Bogart
the best smart a** response to a cop question to date

From the classic CASBLANCA:
Bogart plays Rick here

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

[Cavs1123]

"here comes the meat wagon"-Tommy Boy

[BassinBandit]

Tremors:
Earl. Here's some Swiss cheese and some bullets.

[bamabassman]

"there can be only one!"

[bamabassman]

from braveheart, "where are you going?"

"to pick a fight."


"well, at least we didn't get dressed for nothing."

[woody]

"This town needs an enema!"

[muddy]

Drop the gun, take the canoli


Actors are like other people?, did you ever eat with one?


WC FIELDS (WC) AND BARTENDER[BT] ( SHEMP Playng Bartender)
WC Was I in here last night
BT: Yea
WC Did I spend a 20 dollar bill in here?
BT: Yea
WC: ThanK God, I was afraid that I had lost it!

[bamabassman]

woody.........i am starting to think this site needs one. hahahaha.


back to the theme though.



same movie wood is referring to.




"ooooo, and PURPLE..................I JUST LOVE PURPLE."

[BassinBandit]

Well its not a movies but its from Burn Notice:
"Just because third degree burns cure acne doesnt mean you should set your face on fire" Fiona Glenanne