Ladies nite out...

[Whup]

> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
> faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
> the Bacardi Breezers.
> Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
> the cemetery.
> One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
> her panties and use them.
> Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
> did not want to ruin them.
> She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
> with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
> After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
> The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally
> sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
> other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
> starting to suspect the worst… my wife came home with no panties!!'
> 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
> stuck to her *** that said.....
> 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
> We'll never forget you.''