Blondes and Ice Fishing

[Buckeyefishing]

For some of you guys that need a laugh.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject and,finally getting all the necessary tools together,
she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool,she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky,a voice boomed," There Are No Fish Under The Ice."

Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a cup of Cappuccino and began
To cut yet another whole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"There Are No Fish Under The Ice."

The blonde,now worried,moved clear down to the end of the ice. She set up her stool
once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more.
"There Are No Fish Under The Ice."

She stopped,looked skyward,and asked, "Is that you Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the hockey rink."