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Bathroom Battle.
I was using the bathroom.Then as I grab the toliet paper off the ground and pull some off.A cockroach runs out of the cardboard tube onto my hand..I shake him off and it falls into my underwear and hides....Without thinking,I start kicking and thrashing my feet like Im an American Gladiator in a paddle boat...The cockroach finally comes out and I get him on the floor...It runs before I can smash him with the air freshener can......
I lost. It was a glorious war..... my pants might have been down..But my courage has never been higher! Gross,I know.
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hmmm....
Very interesting crap... we need more poeple on here telling us about how that dump was... a dayly thing! I can see it now, a few forum called the "the daily dump" No pics?
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WAY TO DAM MUCH INFO.... zooker
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There are two things that are certain in this life.....
Working till 60 sucks,and fighting something while dumping is funny. Besides,I didnt use any adjectives Every person has had an akward moment on the toliet.....If you hadnt,your either a liar or under the legal drinking age.
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Waff, I hate roaches too. Was this in your house, or some dirty ole service station on the outskirt of town?
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At work!...Our bathroom has a shower in it that we use for disposing dirty water from our machines,and air conditioners....That still water that lingers in it attracts cockroaches like crazy...You cant go in the bathroom without seeing about 4 of them....Its really pretty disgusting..Weve had pest control service out three times this year for that and our rats.....They just keep coming back.........
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Waffle...I passed out near-Elvis style once (from staying up 3 days straight and then consuming truly excessive quantities of Old Milwaukee). I'm not sure exactly how long I was in there, but my legs stayed asleep for about 15 minutes after I woke up.
Ironic...I was holding on to things when I went in...and on the way out as well.
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Old Milwaukee,lol,the unofficial band practice beer! and also the worse headache beer too! Its amazing how we recover from those nights only to do it again later...How many times have you told yourself ''Im never drinking like that again?''
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I actually was using the bathroom one day then I realized my window was open and my girlfriend was outside knocking on the door and I didnt answer so she came to the side and looked in she thought it was my room and I was just sitting on the John she was like EEEEEEWWWW!!! it was so funny
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Betting she ain't his girlfriend anymore. Hahahahaha.
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ah yes i have tangled with the "ol mill beast" and it whipped my butt. i believe i said" i can't hang on to the floor any longer"...but everything was umm a bit fuzzy at the time...
i think black label or was it killians red that has a walker on the label?? zooker
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Ive never heard of the raw egg...But I tell you what has never failed me yet.... Right before going to bed,pop three Advil (the original hangover medicine) and chug a full 20oz bottle of water for rehydration... I have never had a problem getting up the next day/morning and many of my friends do it now as well...Your still a little groggy,but no headaches or nausea....Trust me,Ive watched four seasons of ''House'' Im pretty much a doctor.lol
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You're absolutely right with your remedy there, Waffle. 90% of the bad effects of a hangover is just the dehydration. Many people take aspirin to stop the headache, but since it's a diuretic (just like alcohol), which removes water from your body, all they succeed in doing is making the hangover worse.
Advil and extra water is a great idea. The only exception might be if you drank waaaay too much. Then all that extra water might cause other sleeping problems.
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Goody hangover power after a double wendy's with cheese and a baked potatoe. Wash down with a big gulp of coke. Then take a nap.
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