11-27-11, 12:34 PM | #1 |
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Canada What a Country
This morning I went to sign my dogs up forwelfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So Iexplained to her that my dogsare mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, andhave no frigging clue who their Daddy'sare. Yet they expect me to feed them, provide them withhousing, plus pay for medical care. So the welfare lady looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday. Damn, this is a greatcountry.
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11-27-11, 12:50 PM | #2 |
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Well, i don't know about canada, but that sounds a lot more like the good ole USA. The difference is, that in the US, if your dogs had a drug or drinking problem, they would also qualify for disability and food stamps.
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11-27-11, 01:20 PM | #3 |
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Yea its the same here but as they say here no matter what they do "ITS NOT THERE FAULT" so we must through more money at them and heaven forbid that we hold them accoumtable
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11-27-11, 01:31 PM | #4 |
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What? you mean Canada's not perfect?
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11-27-11, 01:44 PM | #5 |
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Not Perfect???????????
; What is that you are implying about Gods country?
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11-27-11, 03:22 PM | #6 |
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Fair is Fair
I think it's only fair to use the dogs checks to help feed the MONKEY.
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11-27-11, 08:07 PM | #7 |
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I think that the whole dogs cheque only the cheque and nothing but the cheque will be spent on the darn tackle monkey so I can catch fish in order to feed the *****es and bastards. ( please note the proper use of the word for cur dogs) no slight intended.
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