Polly snores loud

[CarpMan]

polly snored to loud tonite and blowd all the cover off the bed an i cant slep. i put the cover back on her an she is stil snoren and tha covers are blowen like a flag in the wind' tha dogs on the next farm are barkun' the owlls are hooten and the nite animuls are all awake. i knowed if she rubed my fet befor we went to slep that she would git xsited an her hart would git tard and cause her to relax an slep to good an she wuld snore an keep ever thing and everbody up maken noise alnite...evertime she rubs my fet it hapens. one time elmer got us a trane tickut to go on vacatun fur to weks; i didnt want her to snore on the trane cuz we never been on a trane befor an we didnt want peple think we wuz hicks ere somethen like that' so i wouldnt let her go to slep' but she didnt kno that;;;' i wuz setten in tha chare in are cabin [thats what they caled are room] an she wuz on the top bed' an when i thot she wuz goin to slep i would ask her to go get me som water' an she would crol down off tha bed and take her litle cup and go get me a dink of water. this went on 3 times an she was bout to go to slep an i sade to my self' oh no you dont. go get me somor water' an a good woman she is' she went back the numbor 4 time to git me somore water' this time it took her a long time to come back, when she did come back' she handed me the empty cup' and i sade polly where is the water. she sade hony' they wuz a big fat woman settin on the well this time, an i couldnt git you eny water' an boy you knowed how i felt when she told me that.,, she has got still now, so im gone to sneke back in there and snugle in with her..i shor hope she dont snore nomore tonight.