It just ain't our day!

[CarpMan]

Me and Polly have been at the Hospital all afternoon.. Becky came home and found Elmer lying unconscious on the floor in their bathroom and called 911. In the ER, Elmer was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several large scratches and puntcure wounds on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump on his head was possibly caused by the fall or a knock on the head. However the source of the wounds on his scrotum remained a mystery until Elmer woke up and provided the docters with the following explanation. he said he had been cleaning the bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat "Butch" apparently transfixed by the rrhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lounged forward, stinking his claws and teeth into this pendolous target.This caused tremendous pain and Elmer rocketed upward stricking his head on the top frame of the shower door knocking him out cold.. The Dr told Elmer if he is to continue doing this fo him to wear knee pads, hard jock pad and helment... Elmer has lots of stitches in places where I wouldn't want to think about having.. It's pretty bad! Becky thinks her cat "Butch" might be gay. Polly called the SPCA and they are picking ole "Butch" up tomorrow.