Ode To Bassfishn' Forum

[JB]

Ode to bassfishin'
Listen To the Alarm Clock ringin' long....
After a long night of drinkin', hear the radio playing Jimmy Houstons song

4:30 in the morning, can barely walk on the floor
looking forward going to the lake as I open the door

I ain't no lush and I ain't no drunk
Say anything different and I'll beat you fishing, you punk

All the people at bassfishin' forums, know I gots your back
'Cause I'm a nice guy and you listen to my bass strategy attack

I will fight tooth and nail to go fishing until my dying breath
and if you don't get bit, I won't say a word about your lack of depth

Got some great anglers here, but some like to hide
they need the straight dope about our bassfishin' pride

Now we got a angler here saying his baits are the best
I say lets put him up against the drop shot pros that live out west

We gotta fight back, repel the attack
can't lose members to the other forums that talk about what bass like to snack

When their forum closes, gotta be out like a comet
zipping our pants and doggy-baggin our vomit
Gotta keep clean, game warden on the corner
thumbs up his as* like little Jack Horner

Need a ride to the lake, better pick up the phone
Find some anglers out to get their fishing skills in hone
Dodging wave runners on the lake all day
It'd be nice to hook them all in the head and watch em play

Have Kevin standing on top of the pile of lake lice, as the smoke makes its crest
His Shirt then opens to reveal a "Bigbass" tattoo on his chest
Maybe this forum member is right and lake lice are all wrong
but you won't catch me singing lyrics to that song

We are a bass forum and we should act as such
even if sex on the waters seems a bit much
We just want a good time while the wave runners drink their booze
our license is an honorable thing to lose

Who is the government to tell us where to drink
I got a PBR tap right in my sink
To sum it all up, we're just a fun-lovin bunch
fishin and boatin' , hunting for a bronze back hump

We could patron other lakes like Lake Lanier
and after a day of fishin' kick back with a couple of beers


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