Amusing Fishing Stories

[keithdog]

Yesterday whille out bass fishing at my favorite local lake, I came to a great looking spot. It was a an nice open pocket about 5 feet across amoung the weeds, with a large tree branch laying along side of it in the water. Perfect I thought. SO I flipped my 5 inch Tiki worm into the pocket to let settle to the bottom. It never made it though as instantly my line tightened up and began moving towards the tree branch.So I reeled in fast and set that hook hard trying to keep that huge bass, "I was wishing", from getting tangled up in that branch. Instantly, I had a chunky bluegill flying towards my face at the speed of a 357 magnum. A fast dunk on my part and it splashed back into the lake behind me, Tiki still sticking out from his lips. I'm surprised I had hadn't just ripped his dentures from his mouth!!! ANyways, I thought, hmmmm, what other funny fishing stories you guys might like to share. I know I have several, some of which I won't share for fear of being laughed out of this forums!!!