think about..dont take serious - Page 2

Rebbasser · 08-12-05, 09:12 PM

Ever notice the #1 side effect of a sleeping pill is drowsiness

? Well, DUH!

PowerBass · 08-13-05, 07:55 AM

Now the worst is the dumbest directions,

Like take this for example, on the bottom of the box, it says dont turn over package. Duh! Now it is all ruined.

How come sheep dont shrink in the rain etiher, I mean its wool come on people they should be shrunk to nothing!

zooker · 08-13-05, 10:48 AM

wrote on a hammer " do not strike metal objects"-ummm yeah i paid $20 bucks just to look at it.

wrote on exlax box" may cause dierrea"- well no crap -pun intended

wrote on the side of a pay day candy bar "may contain peanuts"-ya think.

wrote on a bag of coffee " may contain coffee beans" -HELLO!!

i could go on.

zooker

IL.bassin36 · 08-13-05, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassfisher02

heres a brain teazer, how far can a dog run into the woods?

?

Halfway then he's running out of the woods.

bassfisher02 · 08-13-05, 12:08 PM

nice. did you guys know that they wont let you write a message shorter then 10 characters? i was just gunna put ''nice'', but it wouldnt let me. but anyway good job IL.

Dyas · 08-16-05, 09:12 PM

Thats physical not fisical BC03

angelus40 · 08-16-05, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by basscatcher03

1.wut u get when u cross a donkey and onion

an @$$ that'll bring a tear to ur eye

2.why r deforces so exspensive

cuz there worth it

Uncle Jesse: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Luke Duke: What?
Uncle Jesse: A piece of a$$ that brings a tear to your eye.

Uncle Jesse: Why are divorces so expensive?
Luke Duke: Why?
Uncle Jesse: 'Cause they're *worth* it!

basscatcher go back and watch the dukes of hazzard movie again
learn how to spell

08-12-05, 09:12 PM	#26
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,142	Ever notice the #1 side effect of a sleeping pill is drowsiness ? Well, DUH! __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

08-13-05, 07:55 AM	#27
PowerBass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,638	Now the worst is the dumbest directions, Like take this for example, on the bottom of the box, it says dont turn over package. Duh! Now it is all ruined. How come sheep dont shrink in the rain etiher, I mean its wool come on people they should be shrunk to nothing! __________________ fivealivebassmasters.com

08-13-05, 10:48 AM	#28
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	wrote on a hammer " do not strike metal objects"-ummm yeah i paid $20 bucks just to look at it. wrote on exlax box" may cause dierrea"- well no crap -pun intended wrote on the side of a pay day candy bar "may contain peanuts"-ya think. wrote on a bag of coffee " may contain coffee beans" -HELLO!! i could go on. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

08-13-05, 12:08 PM	#30
bassfisher02 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 4,765	nice. did you guys know that they wont let you write a message shorter then 10 characters? i was just gunna put ''nice'', but it wouldnt let me. but anyway good job IL. __________________ Good Fishin'

08-16-05, 09:12 PM	#31
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Thats physical not fisical BC03 __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

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