03-13-14, 09:28 PM | #1 |
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Thought of the day
We haven't had one in a while, but I just hit on one.
Worst part about wearing reading glasses is an oily forehead.......
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03-14-14, 01:22 AM | #2 |
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Question of the day: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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03-14-14, 06:27 AM | #3 |
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My friends tell me I’m condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)
Oh and Dan, "A question without an answer?" or "A rhetorical joke?"
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03-14-14, 06:32 AM | #4 |
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If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? WOW, three thoughts in one day.......I got to go write this down quickly!
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03-14-14, 12:40 PM | #5 |
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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-14-14, 12:42 PM | #6 |
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You guys are way too deep for me.
Then again, my best friend swears i'm shallow
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03-14-14, 05:11 PM | #7 |
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"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
Dennis Miller
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