Fishing, Florida Style!

joedog · 02-16-12, 05:28 AM

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a little crocodile with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the crocodile couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the crocodile without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same crocodile with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.

basshunter21 · 02-16-12, 03:29 PM

lol that was pretty good!

wallywallace · 02-16-12, 03:52 PM

damn, i was believing that till you said the JD, lord have mercy, Joe dog, oh JD and JD

lilmule · 02-16-12, 05:53 PM

Gator ,only a few crocs freshies(about 1200) around cape canveral,and thought partial to GD or george dickel

MallenManson · 02-17-12, 09:34 AM

LMAO! I like it!

Bassboss · 02-17-12, 11:07 AM

Sorry joe, just had to!

You're talking gators, not crocs. Oh well... you're not much different from all the other cheese heads right? "Crocodile, gator, same thing!" lol

But all technicalities aside, funny joke!

joedog · 02-17-12, 04:41 PM

Once larger than a salamander...thier all the same to me!

Know one had a problem with my contributing to the 'delinquency of wildlife'?

And for you ya cheese eating DOLPHIN....well said!

02-16-12, 05:28 AM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Fishing, Florida Style! I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a little crocodile with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the crocodile couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the crocodile without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same crocodile with two frogs in his mouth. Life is good in the South. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

02-16-12, 03:52 PM	#3
wallywallace BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 849	damn, i was believing that till you said the JD, lord have mercy, Joe dog, oh JD and JD __________________ Always pitchin for some sweet or kinky beavers

02-17-12, 09:34 AM	#5
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	LMAO! I like it! __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

02-17-12, 11:07 AM	#6
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	Sorry joe, just had to! You're talking gators, not crocs. Oh well... you're not much different from all the other cheese heads right? "Crocodile, gator, same thing!" lol But all technicalities aside, funny joke! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

02-17-12, 04:41 PM	#7
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Once larger than a salamander...thier all the same to me! Know one had a problem with my contributing to the 'delinquency of wildlife'? And for you ya cheese eating DOLPHIN....well said! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that." Last edited by joedog; 02-17-12 at 04:48 PM.

02-16-12, 03:29 PM	#2
basshunter21 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Erie, Pa Posts: 266	lol that was pretty good!

02-16-12, 05:53 PM	#4
lilmule BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Buchanan,Tn Posts: 2,685	Gator ,only a few crocs freshies(about 1200) around cape canveral,and thought partial to GD or george dickel

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