12-27-09, 01:02 AM | #1 |
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Pick up lines
I don't use them but I heard a funny one today. "You've been a bad girl. Go to my room."
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''You better get back in that room!,They dont have a website for what Im about to do to you!'' I laughed for three days on that one.
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I'd bet I could prove that statement wrong.
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Ok stick..........i'll bite. PROVE IT.
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bama
family site FAMILY SITE........ zooker
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Yup, not here. hehe...
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I think that falls under Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it.
Google it but be warned what you might find, the Urban Dictionary entry that comes up in search seems fairly safe though. |
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OH CRAP, sorry gang, i forgot for a moment. ROFLMAO!
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
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12-30-09, 11:58 AM | #10 |
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look how your legs run up and make an a** of them selves.
did you wash your clothes in windex cause i can see myself in your pants you have 206 bones in the human body hows bout one more? want to got out for a pizza and a ****...what you dont like pizza? ill prolly get kicked off for this
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lmao
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12-30-09, 01:37 PM | #13 |
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A few more.
You wanna go behind that rock and get a little bolder.
I wish you were DSL so I can get high speed access. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? You look just like my next girlfriend. Would you like to sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up?
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12-30-09, 03:01 PM | #14 |
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those pants look great on you babe...but theyd look better on the floor... (alternate ending) around your ankles (whichever you have time for.)
(after your done) your sister was better! how many more drinks do I have to buy till I look like Brad Pitt?
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Do you have any irish in you? Do you want some?
While not a pick up a new woman line, this one is meant for an exisiting wife/girl friend. Bring her a nicely gift-wrapped empty box and tell her it something you think would look great on her. Ask her to open it and try it on immediately.
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Do you have any injun in you? Want some?
Did you know i have a french tickler in my mouth? Wanna see it in action? I am irish, kiss me. Your friend says your a great kisser, can you teach me?
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12-30-09, 07:05 PM | #17 |
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i have a 12 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.
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Id like to play in the box your kids came in...
Ok , kev dont kick me off. |
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"Excuse me, have I done something illegal? ...Because you've got fine written all over you."
I'm not squeamish, but this one always make me feel like gaggin'... "Babe, you are so sweet, I'd drink your bath water." Last edited by BlueDaksi; 12-30-09 at 10:32 PM. |
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CMorg I almost spit my tea all over the screen. That's a classic. Waffle I hope you never used the rag one.
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Trust me.. I'm a DOCTOR..
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Would you happen to work in a bank? The reason I ask is when I saw you I had the sudden urge to make a deposit.
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Wanna come back to my house and cook up some hot dogs in a blanket?
Hey, you got great hair, wanna come home with me. (works more than you would think)
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Do you know how to sew?...Because Im ripped!
Do you have a dictionary on you?..Becuase you need to check out my definition. I dont believe in everafter,I just know what Im here after. Drink this and call me when you ready. Can you help me find my puppy? I think he ran into this cheap motel room across the street! Inheriting 20 million dollars means nothing when you have weak heart.
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I'm not normally this tall, i'm just sitting on my wallet....
Is that top felt? Would you like it to be? Here's two that have actually worked for me- You from Tennessee? Cuz your the only ten I see. (she was from tn haha) Hey, do you speak english? (act super interested) Oh yeah?!? Me too! Presentation is more important than the line haha
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