12-12-11, 01:35 PM | #1 |
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Bubba Claus
Sorry Bubba I had to share with everyone. Now is the South Pole really considered working overseas? To Whom it May Concern: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as:
Merrily Yours, Santa Claus Member, North American Fairies and Elves Local 209
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