11-15-11, 10:03 AM | #1 |
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Makes sense but I don't know if I agree!
Why fishing is better than sex. Why fishing is better than sex.#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing. #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet. #14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago. #13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. #12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. #11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself. #9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff. #7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment. #6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. #5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. #4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. #3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. #1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?" |
11-15-11, 10:15 AM | #2 |
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I could see where I could agree when on a steady routine. But coming in from work after being gone 4-5 weeks, fishing is the second thing on my mind.
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11-15-11, 12:09 PM | #5 |
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I guess after being gone 4 or 5 weeks, we know where the name Bruiser comes from.
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11-15-11, 06:02 PM | #6 |
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hahahaha, poor bubba.
good list.
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Funny list. I'm not sure about the whisky part. If you have a fishing partner, and your flinging around a big Spook, they just might object to an excess of whiskey beforehand.
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lmao, definitely a good list.
Now we need to make an opposing list!
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