07-24-09, 11:28 PM
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Why I changed hotels
Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!
I figured, what the heck, give her a call. "Hello," the woman says . God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?" "That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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07-25-09, 01:54 PM
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that was funny man
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07-25-09, 02:49 PM
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lol, I can not ell a lie Bcklash.... I'm onna steal that.
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07-25-09, 04:13 PM
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Man that was hilarious, thanks for the laugh.
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07-27-09, 02:15 PM
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They got that in Tampa????? I need to change coast's.
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07-27-09, 03:21 PM
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haha nice, funny
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07-27-09, 06:28 PM
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LMAO hahaha, that was good
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07-27-09, 10:35 PM
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