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1/4 stick · 07-14-09, 07:52 AM

That'll just make her that much prettier each time you finally get to see her again.

nofearengineer · 07-14-09, 09:39 AM

Photog...just remember one simple rule...men are stupid when it comes to romance. It's like we're playing a game with them, but they brought the ball. They can just take it and go home, and there's not that much we can do about it. But that's a good thing...because if we waited around for them to make an *** of themselves enough to get our attention, the human race would die out. Women do not like being embarassed....ever.

My proof...when I was a teenager, I had a totally beautiful girl ask me if I wanted to go to a basketball game with her. My response? "Who's playing?" She frowned. I was puzzled.

The truth is, I didn't even realize she was asking me out on a date, but she pretty much never even talked to me for a long time after that, though she worked in the mall 30 feet from me. Now I may be more stupid than average, but we're all stupid as far as women are concerned. It's okay though...if she likes you, you can be as stupid as you want.

jmartin · 07-14-09, 04:18 PM

You gotta go with the grumpy old men saying (Of all the fish in the sea your the only one I want to mount over my fireplace)

Just my .02

Jerry

MallenManson · 07-14-09, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jmartin

You gotta go with the grumpy old men saying (Of all the fish in the sea your the only one I want to mount over my fireplace)

Just my .02

Jerry

That is one seriously classic line right there

MrPhotographer06 · 07-14-09, 09:21 PM

haha, well she dosent like the mounted animals, cause she thinks there always looking at her. lol

she gets nervous when people look at her and she starts laughing lol but shes a sweetheart, and the best thing ever to happen to the Photographer

1/4 stick · 07-14-09, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPhotographer06

haha, well she dosent like the mounted animals, cause she thinks there always looking at her. lol

she gets nervous when people look at her and she starts laughing lol but shes a sweetheart, and the best thing ever to happen to the Photographer

Oh man... I'd just sit there and stare at her to see if I could make her snort.

My record is getting a babe to spit her drink, start snorting, and pee consecutivly. I tried too make her do it all at once but never could.

And I wonder why I can't keep a woman.

MrPhotographer06 · 07-14-09, 10:54 PM

like, when we eat, we have to sit like at a table for 4 and sit next to eachother, so we dont look at eachother, because both of us get to laughing and we never, eat,

hahaha

BigBassin144 · 07-14-09, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 1/4 stick

Oh man... I'd just sit there and stare at her to see if I could make her snort.

That's gotta be the funniest thing I've heard all day! thanks for laugh.

BB

1/4 stick · 07-14-09, 11:12 PM

ahhh... young love..

07-14-09, 07:52 AM	#1
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	That'll just make her that much prettier each time you finally get to see her again. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

07-14-09, 09:39 AM	#2
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	Photog...just remember one simple rule...men are stupid when it comes to romance. It's like we're playing a game with them, but they brought the ball. They can just take it and go home, and there's not that much we can do about it. But that's a good thing...because if we waited around for them to make an *** of themselves enough to get our attention, the human race would die out. Women do not like being embarassed....ever. My proof...when I was a teenager, I had a totally beautiful girl ask me if I wanted to go to a basketball game with her. My response? "Who's playing?" She frowned. I was puzzled. The truth is, I didn't even realize she was asking me out on a date, but she pretty much never even talked to me for a long time after that, though she worked in the mall 30 feet from me. Now I may be more stupid than average, but we're all stupid as far as women are concerned. It's okay though...if she likes you, you can be as stupid as you want. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

07-14-09, 04:18 PM	#3
jmartin BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bridgewater Va Posts: 304	You gotta go with the grumpy old men saying (Of all the fish in the sea your the only one I want to mount over my fireplace) Just my .02 Jerry __________________ "Body Piercing by Springfield"

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MrPhotographer06 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 2,096	haha, well she dosent like the mounted animals, cause she thinks there always looking at her. lol she gets nervous when people look at her and she starts laughing lol but shes a sweetheart, and the best thing ever to happen to the Photographer __________________ For Those I Love, I will Sacrifice: US Army since 2012

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MrPhotographer06 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 2,096	like, when we eat, we have to sit like at a table for 4 and sit next to eachother, so we dont look at eachother, because both of us get to laughing and we never, eat, hahaha __________________ For Those I Love, I will Sacrifice: US Army since 2012

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1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	ahhh... young love.. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

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